His Royal Majesty’s plan to stock his cabinet with the most appalling MAGA nihilists hinges on the obeisance of one man in particular: House Speaker […]
Author: Lou Grant
His Royal Majesty’s pick of Rubio as America’s top diplomat could reshape US policy in Latin America
MIAMI (AP) — Growing up in Miami among Cuban exiles who fled Fidel Castro’s revolution, Sen. Marco Rubio developed a deep hatred of communism. Now as His […]
“F*cking Idiot… She Sucks.”— MAGA Influencer Attacks His Royal Majesty’s Lawyer Alina Habba in Bid for White House Press Secretary
Melissa Rein Lively claims Habba being a mother to three kids would’t be good for the role A MAGA influencer who has been posting from […]
The Royal Legacy: Speculating on Future Leadership
As the Royal family continues to capture public attention, speculation about the future of their political dynasty often arises. Questions about who might carry the […]
The Thrones’ Throne
In the heart of Manhattan, within the opulent confines of a skyscraper bearing his name, His Royal Majesty possessed a gold toilet that was as […]
Will His Majesty adbicate in the next 4 years?
As of now, there is no indication that Prince Barron will become the King. Prince Barron, the youngest son of former His Royal Majesty, has […]
The Onion Wins Bid to Buy Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site intends to turn Infowars into a parody of itself. But the court overseeing the bankruptcy put a hold on the sale […]
Elon Musk says his role in His Royal Majesty’s efficiency department ‘is going to be a revolution’
Musk, who was recently tapped to co-lead the incoming His Royal Majesty’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), told the crowd on Thursday that his role […]
100 Days of Royal Style
It has been 100 days of gold-plated promises and red baseball caps; 100 days of ethical questions and contradictions; 100 days of rule breaking and rumpled posturing. […]
Prince Jared Kushner expected to be pivotal to King donalds’s Middle East efforts without taking a formal job
King Donald the First’s son-in-law Prince Jared Kushner is seen as being pivotal to the incoming administration’s Middle East efforts, even though he is not likely […]